the most exciting thing to cum out of fox in a long time...

It's exciting that it's totally cool to talk about giving a "curb-job" on the news however...

sexxxy time

So this weekend my girls and I went to LOVE LA, this new expo framing itself as a "Celebration of the Sensual."
There were booths, fashion lingerie numbers, workshops, and my favorite, Craftnight was there making dirty shrinky dinks.

So we started off going to this workshop by sex-educator Midori. This was called something like, Joys of the Joystick. Her assistant was this hot little lesbo with a strap on...She was really cute, she would blush whenever Midori grabbed her fake cock, or when she pulled her hands over her tits. It was a fun workshop - We all put a condom onto a banana without using our hands. Now, I have never done this before, but seeing it in action made me realize just how fucking hot it is. It's like, look babe, I'm going to put you in my mouth, oh snap, you got a condom on you, and ya don't even now it. Sexy time. Niiice. We learned a number of other tricks as well. Good time spent.

The other workshops we visited were a tantric sex and a role-playing one. These were alright - Didn't really learn much I did not know. But it did remind me about this fantasy I have had for years now that takes place in a corporate office building. Dating only musicians hasn't really ever led me to the big office desk....One day.

We had a pretty great time all in all. They gave us all sorts of shwag including these waterproof vibrators, all sorts of lubes and stuff. We drank wine, watched some girls dance in thier skivvies, and saw people experimenting with the various positions on different sex swings. Plus, I made some cute shrinky dink necklaces. It was a good first showing, I hope that it just continues to get bigger and better.

i really actually dug this one...

talk to me boy....

It seems that within the past year or so, I've really kinda gotten in to dirty talk. It's something that never turned me on before, but now I get like wet within a second of that kind of bedroom mouthing going on. I think it depends on who is doing it though. If I were to just have a random hookup,

no words....

saturdaze....

Just do the damn thing...

a debate of a private matter

Well, I am so excited to hear that according to NBC owned by GE, and the courts that presidential debates are now a private matter. Cuz, really, this is just a private discussion be

arms are for hugging

Bush is moving to push ahead a $20bn arms deal in Saudi Arabia. 

Niiiice. 

27 classified pages of a congressional report in 03, determined that the Saudi government provided not only aid and money to the 9/11 suicide bombers, but that they also allowed millions of dollars to flow to Al Qauda through front organizations.  

And why the fuck are we still in Iraq?

Fifteen of the Nineteen hijackers were Saudis. But that's nothing when Bandar Bush is in the family.

"Money makes ze world go around, ze world...."

Snow over Baghdad

So Bush went to Baghdad and yesterday it snowed for like, the first time ever. In the city proper. I bet that little bastard thought it was a miracle from God, and not the dire warning that global warming doom is about to throw down on all of us. Yee-haw.