Tuesday, December 30, 2008
To all my friends and family who were part of the 2 million lay-offs this year....
Here's to 09. It's about fucking time.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Dear Santa....
So, its been a couple of decades and I've never gotten the chance to meet you. Or, to sit on your lap. Or, to rip apart presents on a cold December morning that you delivered with your little reindeer and foreign labor elfin without any overtime all night long.
Is this because I'm Jewish?
I have a deal to make with you. I will not call the BBB. I will not file a complaint with the city. I will not take you to court. I will not do any of these things, as long as you can maybe make a couple of things happen for me in return.
I may even sit on your lap afterwards too...You dirty ol' perv.
All I want for ChannukwanChristmasoltices is -
1. A rug that ties my room together.
2. A love that ties my heart together.
3. A poem that ties my thoughts and soul together.
Do I need to send this certified???
xoxoxo-
holly
Is this because I'm Jewish?
I have a deal to make with you. I will not call the BBB. I will not file a complaint with the city. I will not take you to court. I will not do any of these things, as long as you can maybe make a couple of things happen for me in return.
I may even sit on your lap afterwards too...You dirty ol' perv.
All I want for ChannukwanChristmasoltices is -
1. A rug that ties my room together.
2. A love that ties my heart together.
3. A poem that ties my thoughts and soul together.
Do I need to send this certified???
xoxoxo-
holly
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
to all you lovely musicians out there...
BEDROCK STUDIOS
1623 Allesandro, Los Angeles CA 90026
Hourly Music Studio Rentals Now Available!!!
10am – 1am
Fully equipped studios ranging from $15, $18, & $25/hr (2 hr. minimum)
Large Sound Stage: $50
Piano Studio: $10/hr.
Drum Studio: $10/hr.
Contact: Danielle @ bedrockstudiosla@gmail.com
Professional, Soundproofed, HVAC, High Ceilings, WiFi, Loading Dock, Security, Parking….
Also Available:
24/7 access Day/Weekly/& Monthly Lockouts
Recording Suites/Control Rooms, etc…
1623 Allesandro, Los Angeles CA 90026
Hourly Music Studio Rentals Now Available!!!
10am – 1am
Fully equipped studios ranging from $15, $18, & $25/hr (2 hr. minimum)
Large Sound Stage: $50
Piano Studio: $10/hr.
Drum Studio: $10/hr.
Contact: Danielle @ bedrockstudiosla@gmail.com
Professional, Soundproofed, HVAC, High Ceilings, WiFi, Loading Dock, Security, Parking….
Also Available:
24/7 access Day/Weekly/& Monthly Lockouts
Recording Suites/Control Rooms, etc…
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
...a rerun of Dallas and a pint of ice cream?...
The Art of Meeting Men
All my single ladies: Seriously. This works. Why just last night I went to the local watering hole with my Virginia is For Lovers t-shirt, held my stuffed bunny rabbit close to my heart, and spilled my Mai Tai and Long Island Ice Tea on every man in the place. They swallowed up my, "I can't believe that Andre Ethier's average is only .305. I mean, he's just so....tall!" (SECRET: And this is where I would spill the drink so as to change the subject and avoid follow-up!)
I also discovered that the whisper is the most powerful tool I've never used before (which is probably why I've been single till now...well, that and all those Dallas reruns!) I did it so well that one man even said to me, "Wow, I'd like to take you home with me. A hot mute is nothing but marriage material!" Touchdown!!! Er, I mean - HOME-RUN!
So ladies, take note. As my best friend told me, "Just cause you didn't meet him online doesn't mean he doesn't want to make out with you."
All my single ladies: Seriously. This works. Why just last night I went to the local watering hole with my Virginia is For Lovers t-shirt, held my stuffed bunny rabbit close to my heart, and spilled my Mai Tai and Long Island Ice Tea on every man in the place. They swallowed up my, "I can't believe that Andre Ethier's average is only .305. I mean, he's just so....tall!" (SECRET: And this is where I would spill the drink so as to change the subject and avoid follow-up!)
I also discovered that the whisper is the most powerful tool I've never used before (which is probably why I've been single till now...well, that and all those Dallas reruns!) I did it so well that one man even said to me, "Wow, I'd like to take you home with me. A hot mute is nothing but marriage material!" Touchdown!!! Er, I mean - HOME-RUN!
So ladies, take note. As my best friend told me, "Just cause you didn't meet him online doesn't mean he doesn't want to make out with you."
Monday, December 8, 2008
When you smoke crack for breakfast....
Then you start to say shit like this....
"We are building a lifestyle brand that represents timeless glamour." Brubaker - (publicist for Lindsey Lohans 6126 legging line.)
When I see $132 leggings called "Mr. President" with knee pads on them...Yeah, I think of glamour too...Perfect for all the situations a young girl could get herself into; puking at the toilet, giving bj's,...That's it mostly. Puking and bj's.
"We are building a lifestyle brand that represents timeless glamour." Brubaker - (publicist for Lindsey Lohans 6126 legging line.)
When I see $132 leggings called "Mr. President" with knee pads on them...Yeah, I think of glamour too...Perfect for all the situations a young girl could get herself into; puking at the toilet, giving bj's,...That's it mostly. Puking and bj's.
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
blogging while bleeding
It's incredible how the productivity kicked the hell in the minute the ibuprofen did today. Too bad it took until late afternoon for that to start though. I'm not sure what is more of a time sucker for me lately; my period, or watching How I Met Your Mother on Surf the Channel. I am such a sucker for Neil Patrick Harris.
Monday, December 1, 2008
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