Friday, January 30, 2009

Segway...

I had to run to Costco for work yesterday - It was my first time in there. It was a horrifying experience and it reminded me of the Segway.



Americans: over-consumed and overstimulated (while simultaneously suffering from malnutrition and mental atrophy) who can't get their lazy asses to walk at a speed a toddler could out-pace.

1 comment:

Matthew said...

what benefit does it bring to reduce a population of people to a stereotype based on Costco and Segways?

sorry "lazy asses Americans" is a pet peeve of mine. it's just another meaningless "us" and "them"

PS - Segway's go 12mph, I'd like to see a toddler go 12mph. :p