pass me a tissue please

It's almost my birthday - and you know what that means...The first day of Spring will be nipping at our heels come Thursday.

The Only Way Forward

Black is The New President, Bitch

Sex and My Expensive Shoes; or How To Dupe Women With Ridiculous Brandings of A Bullshit Reality; or, you know, We Actually Liked The Show Because of The Damn Conversations and Not The Fucking Fug Bags

Maniacal Scientologists Ruin My Favorite Karaoke Song

I have some cold I can't shake. Here is a pic of my pup Bella. Enjoy.