Friday, August 29, 2008

Shirley (haha, get it?) this will get you all those electoral votes for Alaska, right? Yeah! All fucking 3 of them....

She is no Liz Lemon...This intro is great - you know why? Because no one fucking knew who she was!!!

Does this mean we are going to have to hear about "hockey-moms" for the next few months non-stop? The only time I enjoy hearing the word hockey, is when someone says "tonsil hockey."

McCain is nervously rubbing his wedding ring the whole time. He wants to tap Palin like she wants to tap into the Alaskan reserve. Word!

She's gonna be all like how Gulianni is with 9/11 replaced by "but I didn't abort my downs baby," every other sentence. You know, 10% of surveyed Americans have said they would not abort if they knew their child would be born with downs. That's how anti-choice she is, that unlike the 90% of America that would not choose to do that - she had that little baby anyway!!!! She really does challenge the status quo!

Btw (cuz you probably haven't heard!!!) McCain FOUGHT! In an WAR! For AMERICA!!!!
OMFG!!!! He's like, a friggin' HERO!!!! What war was it? Let's see here - Oh! I think it was the war of 1812!

USA! USA! USA!!!!!

You know, John, SARAH IS NO FUCKING HILARY CLINTON. This flagrantly patronizing pandering to the female gender, that we should support this ticket because a "vagina" is suddenly attached to it, is beyond gross.

This is not 18 million cracks.

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