"Some women give Advil - I give truffles!"

I went to this old gypsy brazilian lady yesterday to get a bikini wax. As she pulled the first strip off I shouted out "OH MY GOD!" Talk about taking pain with Grace. She looks at me and says "Darling, God has nothing to do with it. Here, it is just you and me." Then she turns around while muttering "They are going to think we are wrestling in here" and comes back commands me to "Open your mouth!" and shoves a truffle in my face.