following the fate of the bison...

"...special interest groups circumventing the will of the people..."

"Palin has also drawn heat from conservationists for pushing to let citizens shoot wolves from the air, and for supporting looser bear-hunting rules aimed at reducing bear populations in order to inflate numbers of moose and caribou, which draw big-game hunters to the state. She opposed a ballot initiative to change the law so that only Department of Fish and Game personnel could shoot wolves or bears from the air. She drew even more criticism for using $400,000 of taxpayer money to "educate Alaskans" about "predator control." The ballot initiative was voted down last week".

via Gristmill

dap'n

Stewart: I was convinced an Obama/McCain campaign would be measurably different on almost all standards. And to watch it become Bush/Kerry, Bush/Gore has been one of the most dissatisfying experiences.
Colbert: That means it's not an Obama/McCain campaign. It's a Guys Who Work for Bush/Guys Who Work For Kerry campaign. Both sides have people who are just smart enough to know "We need to tweak this dial right here," so of course voters are divided 50/50 between the parties.

Check it

yep...it's going to be a few more entertaining weeks...

She really nails it on the bailout question. Enjoy...

...this is what a bimbo looks like...

I take back every objection I had earlier to this use of bimbo.
She is a bimbo.
Fuck it.

Oy-Bama; or Jews GObama!!!

Monday is the start of the Jewish new year, or Rosh Hashona.


So, allow me to get a little Jew-tastic up on this shit.

The Great Schlep from The Great Schlep on Vimeo.


Thanks to the other Sarah. But really - let's review. Jews are majority Democratic. Historically.
See Israeli's for Obama!!!



Yep... who doesn't enjoy a hawt JAP with a cigar...
AIPAC has given Obama a perfect score with reference to his record on Israel.
A Muslim? He's not. And, if he was, it ought not be relevant. Wanna fight on that one? Bring it!

Smart Jews are down....

Just ask your rebbe...

And this lady thinks you killed Jesus. BTW. C'mon...

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

sweet dreams

My Goldfish is a Maverick.

Again - My Understanding is...

"He's also known as 'The Maverick' tho!" - Check out Katie with those hardballs.


Bush speaks. We stopped listening...um...fuck, I guess we never really did in the first place.


McCain is scuuured.

He is going to postpone the campaign every week until the election so that no one else can interview Palin again. Ever actually. Except for dead zombies or children under the age of 3. Maybe Trig will give the next interview. Oh- hey! My friends who vote Republican for economic reasons "(do I have any?) This little stunt is going to cost 5 million dollars to the state of Mississippi. Oh, but that's nothing compared to our governments move to giving fat CEO's one trillion dollars in this bulllshit socialist ploy (and yet...we have no national healthcare...)

An old man talks of a day when people will no longer be able to buy homes.
Hello, yeah, been there for some fucking time now... He sure cared about that when the Mortgage Crisis started months ago! And since when did legislation start getting made on the weekends? Oh wait - IT. DOESN'T! It's ok McCancel. While you are busy getting your balls licked by your running mate (assumption here on my part - but why else can't she speak to reporters?) these folks will gladly take your spots for all the upcoming (to be canceled - BOMB IRAN NOW- Then we can postpone the Election too!!!) debates.

The entire damn Couric interview if you can actually still stomach this shit...
Part 1.

Part 2.

And what McCrazy ditched Letterman for

"I'm the underdog....I'm the underdog!" blah blah blah - Yeah, running against the black man for the Presidency of the United States of Racism...yeah, you are the underdog. Oh- were we speaking on intellectual terms and not political ones? Cuz, yeah, then you are. BTW, your lobbyists running your campaign - they SUCK. Go call your wife a cunt again McNasty. You. Are. Finished.

so much easier to get dirty....

Target Women Gets Clean...

Saw Sarah at the The Red Lion this past week. Swoon.

a video tribute to this past week...

O'Reilly Is A Hack.

Wall Street Eats It.

Day Jobs Blow.

You Can't Always Get What You Want.

But We'll Make It Through. We'll Find Happiness...

My fave Blond Jock Villain...

And Now I Leave To Go Watch Some Much Needed Inspiration...

Maybe That's What He Needs Too...

the most important decision you will make all year. yes, even more important than voting in the national elections...

Some of my past Halloween costumes have been:

Lydia...

Medusa...(had a real snake with this one...perhaps if one of my friends could instruct me on how to scan a photo I could show you? eh?)

Medea...cuz I heart babies

Pin-Up Sailor

I couldn't pic just one - I mean, drunken sailor girl who forgot her pants...or drunken sailor girl who...

Cruella...dressed up the dog as a dalmation that year...hehehe

Some thoughts for this year...

I can't find a single picture or vid clip of the Secretary from Beetlejuice anywhere online...

Barbara: Adam, is this what happens when you die?
Receptionist: This is what happens when you die, that is what happens when he dies, and that is what happens when they die. It's all very personal. And I'll tell you something; if I knew then what I know now,
[shows her slit wrists]
Receptionist: I wouldn't have had my little accident.

Here's a little clip of the movie tho just so we can get in the mood here...

In fact - I can't stop myself now!


Ok then - moving on...Or do I go blond and glamorous with Mae?

Cunning as Cleopatra? I love telling men to kneel...


There are so many options out there. It's just so difficult to pick one of the choices. Should I be Gypsy Rose Lee, Annie Oakley, something more abstract,or perhaps my alter ego?

You help me please. Any suggestions, votes, whatever - Make a comment!

Elekt Me: I Can Wears Lipstchtiks

Jim Behrle's kartoon kats

the lovers...the dreamers...and me...

Every obstacle we come across in life is here to teach us something about ourselves. We have these obstacles, because there is some part of us that we haven't opened up to yet.

They are here for our path of self realization...

I guess the difficulty, the struggle, lies not within the obstacles themselves, per se, but within that realization.



I have always had lofty dreams and aspirations for myself. It has only been recently that I have attempted to back up those dreams with actual attainable steps however. Everything that I have ever achieved beforehand was accomplished without an actual plan. Just as I have come to realize that love doesn't come from chance or luck, I realized that realizing oneself doesn't really either.

That's a whole bunch of "realizing's..."

If ever you were to look back and say "5 years from now I will be..." does it ever match up? I mean, five years ago I think I expected to be on the cover of American Theater, and that's about all. But today, well, I am 27. I am 27 and I have about 40$ in a savings account which seems slightly ridiculous in comparison to my married friends who have just bought homes, or to, well the reality of what is going to be happening with our economy.

Last night I met up with an old friend who I haven't seen for years, and it was pretty surprising for her to hear me speak about what I want and am working towards. A year ago even, you would probably have heard me making fun of marriage and family...But, that's so different now. She was kind of shocked to hear me talk about the things that I see now having so much meaning. Because, in whatever way we define it, we all desire for meaning - true and authentic meaning in our lives...I want every day to be filled with it. Which, unfortunately, this day has not had much of. But I have a long history of beating myself up so I won't do that anymore. Things are what they are...

Maybe I am not prepared to be without a job, but with about 70% of the population living off of their debt, am I the only one? No. I have this awareness now, of really trying to learn from everyone and from everything. I know the universe manifests "Yes's" all around - when you are open to it...

I am a lover.

I am a dreamer.

me-

I know it's not mother's day...

But this is pretty incredible.

c'est rien du tout. termine. fin du coup.

Excuse me, I'm sorry, I'm sure you hear this all the time...

It's just. Well. Ok. I only have three dollars and I would just really like a drink...
There's....Well, there's this guy (Ha! Isn't there always some guy...)
and He's...Fuck man.

I only have this here three dollars and all I am asking of the World is that you could just pour me a drink...because, well, because the universe will manifest a return for you...

Why? Well, because it always does. The universe. Will manifest. When you are open to it.
That's what it does. That's how it works. Being open. and, well, there's this guy...

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!!

Yes. I know - I say it too much. And I apologize too much. It's been ingrained upon my gender.

but, you see --- it's different. I'm different!

Oh, and see! Here's another buck! Look, the Universe has already manifested! A tip for you!

but clearly, I am the one who needs a tip...

So, hey, why don't you give me some advice to ignore wisely / some of your wisdom to depart unto some un/suspecting victim / some special sauce advice?

Some of that...like, "hey maaaan, we are all God's...and we are all special (in the short bus, and hey, aren't they all these daze...) Because, you know's...I really appreciate it when you can cry in front of me's...."

But I am no Rizzo, and it's beyond crystal effervescent clear to everyone that I have no problem crying in front of you...

Much alone of anything else...

I know there are worse things I could do

yeah

because I have done/been/said/embodied them all...

and all the cheating, lying, pushing, fucking, haven't made anything all the better...
all the easier.

all the worse...?

but fuck!

Who wants anything that is easy?

for fuck's sake.

That's why I still want you.

So, what you say man?

pour me another my brother...

When God Hugs Us Closer

Didn't That Take Some Hubris???

Oh, what fun the next couple of weeks are going to be.

Don't blink bitches.

Gov Palin Knows Things Such As The Like As The Iraq As.
Informing the soldiers that they would "defend the innocent from the enemies who planned and carried out and rejoiced in the death of thousands of Americans." Sounds pretty nice. I'm going to go ahead and ask for some clarification though. Who are these supposed "innocents"? Umm...the people we are invading? Sorry, but it sounds to me like the ones who are rejoicing the deaths of thousands are those with their "God's Plan" bullshit (from all extremes I guess.) There seems to be currently nothing sicker that I can think of than politicians (or people in general) validating their unethical and amoral choices by somehow linking it to God's mission plan.

Oh wait - There is something!

"I answered yes because I have the confidence in that readiness and knowing that you can't blink, you have to be wired in a way of being so committed to the mission, the mission that we're on, reform of this country and victory in the war, you can't blink,"

My vagina knows more about the Bush Doctrine than Palin does. And my vagina isn't running for VP

From one of my fave new blogs, here is a little lesson in the whole, "IHaveForeignPolicyExperienceEvenThoughI HaveNeverEvenMetAForeignHeadOfStateAndIOnlyLeftTheCuntryLikeOnce
ButHeyLookieHere-ICanSeeRussiaKindaSworda!"


I like that her husbands secret service name is Drill'er.
Cough. Cough. Ahem...

Thanks to Team America - I can't listen to him anymore without hearing I'm Matt Damon! in the back of my head...

or, at least, when this isn't already in the back of my head...

The Gov. has a Vlog!!!


Good thing too - since her running partner doesn't know how to use a computer...

You'd think he would have to have learned by now - Hello, Paper Trail! Shredders are soooooo Watergate!

That's it folks! Have an excellent weekend - Go shoot a cuddly polar bear. And then show the fucker who's the boss and don't even eat it!

this is just disgusting...

If the Republicans take over the White House come November, Baby Jesus will no longer sing sweet songs, and I will make Aliyah to Israel. I'm not joking.

But really, SM, how! dare! you!!!!

i'm packin' all the flavo you need...

and this one goes out to mrs. ex slut machine...

hell has frozen over...

when i am not so exhausted i will have so much to say about this...

Bella Does Vegas

McCain/Palin: A Bridge To Nowhere 2008

the shortest trip to vegas ever

I don't know if I have ever mentioned it here, but if you didn't know - I am from Las Vegas. Yes I was born there, and no my mother is not an exotic dancer. Moving on...

It's 3:30 am and I just got in. I was so tired on the drive but now I guess I am feeling a little wired. I came here to trade cars and titles with my sister, basically a long story of how my insurance company really fucked me over.

So, my lovely little Focus will on longer be mine when I leave here. But along with it, comes the fact that for the past couple of weeks, I have had a Devotchka cd stuck in the limbo world of car cd players. This left me with no choice but the radio during the drive which I had to listen to in order to even keep my eyes open. (I was up at like 6am today and running around between a city hearing, auditions, work, and a workshop - I was freaking exhausted!)

The highway stations are always a pretty horrible mix of country, an occasional snoop dogg, and excessive Christian inspirational rock, or whatever they call that shit. Sometimes you get a nice/ Christian-Country Inspirational Combo...



But then, a total gem came along...




I totally haven't heard that shit since, well, since THE 90'S!

Anyways, I finally get in and I open the front door to my folks house. They set up some nightlight on the floor and in front of it they put this huge fake cockroach, it's like the size of my dog, who btw, was scared of it. The lighting made it have this looming shadow across the room and I thought I was hallucinating for a second. My mother tells everyone that I have ever brought to their home this "dancing cockroach" story that my mom finds incredibly hilarious. She cries when she tells it. My mom has played practical jokes on me since I was a baby. At least I think I can attribute my sense of humor to her.

I walked into the kitchen to grab some water, and this is where I almost screamed. This massive scary evil looking rat (big, and plastic and fake once I turned the lights up) was sitting in the doorway. Thanks mom and dad. I know you must me laughing in your sleep right now.

I took some shitty photos of these on my camera phone and will post later. I should probably try to sleep now considering I have to drive back in, well, just a number of hours...

I have the biggest crush on Ira...

I made a decision recently that the only people I will date from now on are vegetarians. Every single day more people are opening up to the truth...