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Stewart: I was convinced an Obama/McCain campaign would be measurably different on almost all standards. And to watch it become Bush/Kerry, Bush/Gore has been one of the most dissatisfying experiences.
Colbert: That means it's not an Obama/McCain campaign. It's a Guys Who Work for Bush/Guys Who Work For Kerry campaign. Both sides have people who are just smart enough to know "We need to tweak this dial right here," so of course voters are divided 50/50 between the parties.

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